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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 30

On this episode, glitching shapeshifter, Tom, and wax animatronic, V, consider the various theories and origins of reptilians. Tom straddles the fence of belief for the first time, and V goes all the way with a hot alien babe. Join the boys as they recklessly accuse every celebrity and politician of being a slimy lizard person.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 29

On this episode, cowardly Broward County Sheriff's Deputy, Tom, and over-the-top crisis actor, V, discuss the real life dangers of the United States' favorite alphabet agency, the Central Intelligence Agency, and their darkest project that we know of: MKULTRA. Tom shoots himself in the foot with the heart attack gun and V shacks up with an LSD-dosing hooker in a shady San Francisco hotel room. Join the boys as they REDACTED in the REDACTED with their REDACTED and REDACTED penises.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 28

On this episode, fan of the Hellboy reboot, Tom, and fan of the original Hellboy, V, are joined by the guy who summons real Hellboys, Dave Outlandish, for his lecture entitled "A Non-Mystical Methodology for Modeling the Paranormal Experience." Tom exposes his tiny vocabulary, V penetrates some spheres, and Dave sets out on a mission to fight God.

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You Halloween Bigfoot 2019

On this special Halloween episode, falsely accused child murderer and dream demon, Tom, lousy swimmer and hockey mask aficionado, Mattsquatch, and criminal possessing the body of a doll, V, tell their favorite ghost stories from the years they spent investigating the paranormal. Tom competes in a race against blood alcohol content, Mattsquatch has an existential crisis over the time Bigfoot let him live, and V books a trip to the Paris Catacombs.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 27

On this episode, Tom and Ryan, victims of the Clinton Body Count (numbers 23 and 48 respectively), are left high and dry by all other members of the team to talk about an issue that will inevitably result in their suicide by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head: The Deep State. Tom half-assedly describes the most notable political hit jobs over the last few decades and Ryan explains why you should always wear a rubber when dealing with desert women.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 26

In this episode, bird watching pervert, Tom, and the volunteer neighborhood watch official who catches him peeping, Ryan, are joined by the naked lady being spied on through the second story window, Mattsquatch, who explains what the dogman is and how big his theoretical penis could be. Tom shares the story of how he hoaxed sexually assaulting the Beast of Bray Road, Ryan realizes he might need a were-toupée, and Mattsquatch gives tips on manscaping.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 25

In this episode, county coroner, Tom, unlicensed medical examiner, Dustin, and the re-animated body of a John Doe homeless man, Mattsquatch, explain the proper way to please your deceased boyfriend. Mattsquatch is reincarnated as a Bavarian king, Tom ejaculates post-mortem, and Dustin makes a pass at a liquefied corpse.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 24

This episode was originally recorded in October of 2019, but V's audio was not recorded, nor could it be recovered. In an effort to release the episode anyway, a special guest stepped in to take his place: the ghost of Macho Man Randy Savage.

In this episode, cannibalistic mad lib enthusiast, Tom, and Santa letter-writing death row inmate, Dustin, are joined by Slim Jim-snapping Intercontinental Heavyweight Champion, V (voiced by Macho Man Randy Savage), as they discuss the life and times of serial rapist and child murderer Albert Fish. Tom serves up a plate of fat ass, Dustin finds himself up piss creek with only a studded spanking paddle, and V shares the emotional strain he suffered from his feuds with Tito Santana and Hulk Hogan.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 23

In this episode, planet-conquering warlord, Tom, is joined by OT Level 40 Scientologist, V, and the warden of the prison housing Xenu, Mattsquatch, as they discuss the proper way to court a ghost and go all the way on the first date. All three are added to the Spectral Offender Registry and contract venereal disease from a weak-handed handy jay.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 22

In this episode, conqueror of The Further, Tom, and spirit realm voyeur, Dustin, discuss all the ethically questionable things your disembodied spirit can do while separated from your body. Tom rants about Stephen King for the 47th time, and Dustin describes how far he's willing to go with his own clone. His answer may surprise you but probably wont.

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