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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 41

On this episode, time-traveling physics experiment saboteur, Tom, and elaborate multi-billion dollar underground facility engineer, V, are rudely interrupted by an obnoxious, wailing siren while talking about the abomination of modern science known as the Large Hadron Collider. Tom finds out what happens when you flush paper towels in the hadron collider, and V learns the hard way why there's a "don't take your penis out when green light is on" sign hanging above the hadron collider.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 40

On this episode, self-proclaimed non-ambassador to the planet Earth, Tom, and Jim Carrey's butt double in I Love You Phillip Morris, V, shake the magic eight ball Tesseract to find out how Matt Groening got his kiddy-diddling mitts on the space time peeking box. Tom lets the government look at his b-hole for a piddly $1,200, and V binge-watches True Blood without getting an erection.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 39

On this episode, the hacker formerly known as 4chan, Tom, and high ranking FBI intelligence analyst, V, strike back at the movement that banished Tom from their Facebook group: Q. Tom asks the real questions when mistaking the hashtag WWG1WGA for What Would Ghostbusters 1 be Without the Gozer Arc, and V accidentally starts a cult by shitposting in 4chan about sour apple Mountain Dew flavors and how it pertains to a flawed justice system.

Bonus Content - a creepypasta by Tom's son Dayton:
"Don't Die on Me pt. 2"

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 38

In this episode, giant hairy Canadian beaver, Tom, and black summoning of death/sempiternal winter funeral, V, are joined by beer fart, Mattsquatch, as they summarize, in five minutes, everything you need to know about the chupacabra. Tom bedazzles his uniform pants, V tries his hand at hentai casting couch direction, and Mattsquatch questions the cultural diversity of Wisconsin in the 1990s.

Bonus Content - Some creepypastas by Tom's son Dayton:
"Ahh"
"Don't Die on Me"
"Scary? Scary! SCARY!!!???"

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 37

On this episode, back door-dreaming nightmare merchant, Tom, and ancient Egyptian lucid dream interpreter, V, discuss the meaning of dreams and how to suppress them with prescription medication. Tom deciphers the prehistoric braille inscriptions on Tulsi Gabbard's raw meat face and V sings a ballad to pacify the sleep paralysis demon in his room.

Some of my favorite "All Star" remixes:
"All Star but it's Take Me Home, Country Roads"
"Smash Mouth - Allstar but everyone playing at different tempos"
"AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING"
"All Star by Smashmouth but every word is someBODY"

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 36

In this episode, giant hairy Canadian beaver, Tom, and black summoning of death/sempiternal winter funeral, V, are joined by beer fart, Mattsquatch, as they summarize, in five minutes, everything you need to know about the chupacabra. Tom bedazzles his uniform pants, V tries his hand at hentai casting couch direction, and Mattsquatch questions the cultural diversity of Wisconsin in the 1990s.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 35

On this episode, Old Testament prophet of the Northern Kingdom, Tom, and 14 time Emmy award-winning television producer, V, are joined by Democratic minority leader of the Senate, Yakov Alive as they discuss the reasoning behind some of the more well-known Jewish conspiracies. Tom pledges his allegiance to Big Brother, V sets up a new profile on JDate, and Yakov adamantly insists that the wall is being built along the southern border.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 34

On this episode, 1950's African AIDS monkey butcher, Tom, and begrudging $300 hand job-giver, V, discuss the current coronavirus pandemic and the impact it has had on the red light district in Germany. Tom denies banging furry patient zero, and V laps up a bowl of bat soup, fangs first.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 33

On this episode, shitty alternate reality version of himself, Tom, and late night infomercial fortune teller, V, discuss the various theories regarding deja vu. Tom rips a hole in the fabric of time and space by pulling his penis out during an instance of deja vu and V curses God for not delivering his mutant powers in a timely manner.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 31

On this episode, woodland man-deer-tree cryptid, Tom, and infiltrator of the Skywalker Ranch, V, are joined by concert skin flautist, Yakov Alive as they discuss the Navajo taboo topic of the Skinwalker and how it could just be a big, fat government conspiracy. Tom snaps the infinity condom, V is captured masturbating on grainy trail cam footage, and Yakov argues the geopolitical consequences of the Skinwalker nation state.

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