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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 61

On this episode, buttery popcorn-eating beta draconian assassin, Tom, and professional three-fingered wheelchair-bound fibber, V, blow off a high-profile medical examination and go out with a bang in the underground cave system below Area 51. Tom stalks Mike in Manitoba's Facebook profile for a face reveal pic and sexy leg photos, and V is finally crowned king conspiracy with a tin foil coronet after a mere 61 episodes co-hosting a paranormal/conspiracy program.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 60

On this episode, extremely talented and not gay, hermaphroditic pop singer, Tom, and so-far immortal being, V, are joined by shoulder-deep giant proctologist, Reinhardt, as they rush to the emergency room to deliver a torso-splitting human elephant baby. Tom uncovers an ancient cave painting of the Mesopotamian mullet trend-setter Gilgamesh in the danger zone, V adjusts his Plenty of Fish profile to include "angelic beings" to his interests, and Reinhardt begrudgingly speculates on the size and shape of angel genitalia.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 59

On this episode, user of good, southern common sense, Tom, and small, foreign faction representative, V, grow brains and are caught talking to stray dogs while investigating the death of JonBenét Ramsey. Tom dresses up as a mall Santa on his way to stack bodies, and V absconds to Bangkok to escape his shameful browser history.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 58

On this episode, 17-year-old freedom fighter, Tom, and newly left-handed paramedic, V, are joined by skateboard-swinging sucking chest wound, Jack, as they ride the milk truck down to the marina for a good old-fashioned motorboating. Tom whips donuts in his 1979 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am, V gets his meal with a side of pubic hair at no extra charge, and Jack is laterally demoted from intern on the Paranormies to intern on You Had Me at Bigfoot.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 57

On this episode, rock-etching storyteller, Tom, and note-taking tree vandal, V, load up on invisible bullets and head to the New World for some colonial shenanigans. Tom secures a secret stash of sassafras, and V evades the natives by slipping between two widely-spaced fence posts.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 56

On this episode, Eric Stoltz butthole mouth face, Tom, and impractical, decorative do-rag model, V, take to the skies of the pacific northwest to disarm a hot dog alarm clock bundle. Tom travels through time to get revenge on an airline after they canceled his flight due to COVID-19, and V covers for Tom when a young Robert Patrick asks if he's seen a familiar face in his dreams.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 55

On this episode, high volume crawdad trafficker, Tom, and abyss-gazing sycophantic narcissist, V, hop into the mystery machine and head to the horror whore convention. Tom launches and concludes his stand up comedy career with one joke, and V starts a fake ID business dealing exclusively in funny names.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 54

On this episode, ballchinian hot sauce-sipper, Tom, and high stakes shart expert, V, talk the dangers of cutting the cheese on the go. Tom pukes pepper pieces, and V forces fierce farts for their 500 subscriber special where Tom follows through on his promise to take a shot of El Chupacabra hot sauce.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 53

On this episode, secret GAY-gent man, Tom, and the spy who shagged MEN, V, rally the force to solve another cold case from the annals of history. Tom turns in his gun and badge after going on a racially-charged neck-kneeling spree, and V puts out an all points bulletin to track down a babe he saw giving a dude a handy jay in a passing Geo Metro.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 52

On this episode, doomed expedition level 2 group leader, Tom, and heater-hogging stud mastermind, V, hit the Russian mountain trails ill-prepared for the alien-cryptid-demonic-government conspiracy quadruple threat that lies in wait just beyond the woodline. Tom dances around a subdued burglar while waving a straight razor, and V gets Randy Daytona kicked out of rehab group therapy.

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