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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 104

On this episode, tight-lipped custodian of the underground sex tunnels, Tom, and orgy host-for-hire (call for a free quote on your next car wash or airport orgy), Jerry, apologize directly to a disappointed and disgusted Satan for how out of hand things got at the human trafficking cult they established in his honor. Tom delivers on his promise to explain the entire Satanic Panic of the 1980s and 1990s in less than one minute (1:15), and Jerry pitches a coming-of-age drama in which Elliot Page plays both the concerned high school teacher and his troubled student using green screen technology.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 103

On this episode, charge nurse of the bad baby NICU, Tom, and elderly witch doctor who, after a lifetime of sacrificing humans, now campaigns against human sacrifice, Jerry, shove the animal bones over in their sensory deprivation grave holes and drop in for their cult initiation. Tom wonders if Lana Wachowski's film-making talent was stored in his severed and discarded genitals, and forensics expert Jerry struggles to collect any AIDS-tainted evidence in the windy desert wasteland crime scenes of Africa.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 102

On this episode, gay Satanist cowboy who finally feels recognized by the music industry, Tom, and blackface Shirley Temple fan club president, Jerry, fire up their Walkmans and sing along to their favorite devil-worshiping doo-wop and country-rap albums. Tom accidentally kidnaps a teenager from another universe while wandering the dimensional rift in Switzerland, and Jerry dons his five o'clock shadow furry costume before heading out into the post-apocalyptic wasteland.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 101

On this episode, gold medal recipient in the 0k Honor Run, Violent Tom, and self-proclaimed wendingo expert who specializes in cryptid asshattery, Jerry 2 Dope, purchase one-way tickets to Dallas or Austin or Houston to attend a human sacrifice by their favorite SoundCloud rapper. Tom cuts the ribbon on the John McCain Memorial Post-Mortem Prisoner of War Camp for Losers, and Jerry recounts his experiences as a background plumber in music videos.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 100

On this episode, twice orphaned host of a paranormal podcast, Tom, and the College of Cardinals post-general congregations newly appointed co-host, Jerry (of YHMA-Skippy and YHMA-Vax, Jab & Fauci), celebrate the 100th episode of You Had Me at Bigfoot with the first ever game of "Yemen's Well of Barhout or Artificial Neovaginal Reconstruction." Tom warns everyone to stay out of his arms' reach, and Jerry goes looking for a good f*&%ing but only finds himself a wood duckling.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 99

On this episode, executive producer of Venom 2 who demands gayer content, Tom, and big time stud who always makes out with a girl you don't know (because she goes to a different school), V, cannon ball into the spirit realm to discuss the ghosts from the game Phasmophobia. Tom takes a new soldier for a ride in the fat lane (never to be seen again), and V demands equality for women, but only so he can hit women and cut in front of them in line at the store.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 98

On this episode, LGBTPZ4QQQ and the Batman symbol ally, Tom (Black Summoning of Death/Sempiternal Tragedy of Winter Funeral), and friend to the LGBTPRSTLNE💩 community, V (Transformer/Decepticon), return to the beat as swingin' dicks hot on Prince Philip's, AKA the Dracula of Edinburgh's, trail. Tom comes across the naked, exposed buttocks of the relatively recently deceased People's Princess and wonders if he should or not, and V vows to defeat Princess Diana's body guard, Trevor Rees-Jones (peace be upon him) in bo staff combat.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 97

On this episode, turbo white trash sunglasses aficionado, Tom, and vengeful dishwasher/landscaper for the totally not racist Miller gubernatorial administration, V, draft an award-winning choose your own suicide adventure note in which, after a couple of pages of reading, the reader faces two or three options, each of which leads to more options, and then to one of many endings (including coloring pages and pop-up imagery throughout). Tom is rebranded a furtive fallacist, but purposely spells it "phallicist" for some reason, and V becomes incredibly suspicious of all the train-related deaths among associates of known murderer and former president William Jefferson Clinton.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 96

On this episode, shallow grave-digging serial killer, Tom, and 9/11 Airlines pilot, V, tell you the ONE thing you can do to get your ass whipped by an aging astronaut. Tom is nominated to be the face used on the newly minted Gay Dollar, and V witnesses a marvelous, shining light cast upon his VR headset indicating he needs to go masturbate.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 95

On this episode, closed circuit camera companies hate them: grieving father about to speak on the news but just heard a really funny dead baby joke, Tom, and elderly actor who was either feeding his cats, leaving for the diner, looking out his window, or returning from a walk when tragedy struck, V, show you how to move 600 bodies by a multimillion dollar security system in broad daylight with one simple trick! Tom snuggles Adam Lanza to completion (whatever that means), and V tells random women at the grocery store that they sat in strawberry jam so he can have their spot in line.

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