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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 114

On this episode, master sensei in the art of Orange-Tang-Drink, Tom, and leader of an online-predator-catching non-profit organization with an embarrassing name, Jerry, cash in on their witchcraft 401k accounts after giving up the lifestyle entirely. Tom dies in a tragic cancer accident, and Jerry tells the story of how his life was unaffected by the presence of a ghost in his childhood home.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 113

On this episode, LAPD cop who came out to the coast to have a few laughs, Tom, and the 30-year veteran NYPD police lieutenant with a bad f*&$ing headache, Jerry, quietly change the milestones for alien child development so their pursuit for humanity in the dark universe will be significantly stunted. Tom is dishonorably discharged from the military for failing to honor their don't ask, don't tell cancer policy, and Jerry serenades his wife-to-be by holding a boombox playing rape noises over his head in her parents' front yard.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 112

On this episode, LAPD cop who came out to the coast to have a few laughs, Tom, and the 30-year veteran NYPD police lieutenant with a bad f*&$ing headache, Jerry, quietly change the milestones for alien child development so their pursuit for humanity in the dark universe will be significantly stunted. Tom is dishonorably discharged from the military for failing to honor their don't ask, don't tell cancer policy, and Jerry serenades his wife-to-be by holding a boombox playing rape noises over his head in her parents' front yard.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 111

On this episode, smelly hotel room corpse with infected post-mortem wounds, Tom, and the persistent room service attendant about to make a terrible discovery, Jerry, consider the possibility that our modern civilization is merely a glob of jizz flying through the glory holes of time and space. Tom tries out the new fad diet of eating a box of Chinese takeout and a tub of ginger ice cream while sitting on the toilet, and Jerry launches his comprehensively panned dot-com, Teeth4Cash.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 110

On this episode, sombrero-sized yarmulke-wearing Jewish Mexican, Tom, and yarmulke-sized sombrero-wearing Mexican Jew, Jerry, clap chalk board erasers together instead of doing the math required to answer the Drake Equation and resolve the Fermi Paradox. Tom sets boobs, butt, toes, belly, soul and pulse to 0 on his ideal girl character creation screen so he can have a cadaver with super nice hair, and Jerry tries to find a way to gracefully leave a two hour discussion about the DMV with his dead great grandfather's ghost.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 109

On this episode, gaffer on the set of Bernie Sanders and the City of a Thousand Planets, Tom, and foley artist for Bernie Sanders and the Legend of the Ten Rings, Jerry, dust off their badges and head to the Siberian mountains in search of clues regarding the mysterious 1993 deaths of hikers on "Friday." Tom regrets eating so much popcorn before rushing volatile chemicals in fragile containers down the mountain, and Jerry mails 146,000,000 letters in an attempt to sell his 2000 Honda Accord on Klauslist.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 108

On this episode, terrible knife marksman, Tom, and flaming fat girl in a leathery pig costume, Jerry, dive into the Betaverse, Christmas tree dicks first, to vandalize the digital Planned Parenthood clinics lining the streets of augmented and virtual reality. Tom updates his Plenty of Fish profile by adding trickery, attacking people, and warning people to his hobbies, and Jerry simps for a big-tittied goth girl by killing half of the universe when doubling the resources would have made more sense (and he totally got laid).

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 107

On this episode, zombified vampire with a hankering for undead brains and/or blood, Tom, and vampiric zombie thirsty for reanimated blood and/or brains, Jerry, set out to prove, or maybe disprove, the existence of America's sweethearts: the dinosaurs. Tom doesn't just play someone divine on television, he's a real life theologian, and Jerry whips out the end of a luge tube at 100 MPH, dead or alive.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 106

On this episode, Yellowstone Bully Project advocate, Tom, and the out-of-work chlorine tablet stocker at your local pool store, Jerry, conclude their Oh, Hell No miniseries with a 3-hour-long cursed show about magical homosexuals. Tom successfully breastfeeds his adopted lovechild without collapsing the U.S. economy, and Jerry tips his tin foil fedora, unsheathes his tin foil katana, and tin foil teleports behind you. Nothing personal, kid, but while you tin foil partied, he studied the tin foil blade.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 105

On this episode, universally hated abortion doctor who refuses to get the COVID-19 vaccination, Tom, and influenza vaccine developer with an average efficacy rate of 35%, Jerry, seek out the goat man to get the truth about who really killed young Savanna Bright. Tom sends a template email with no personalization to the Pope Lick Monster in an effort to hire him for a voice acting position in an upcoming project for Nickelodeon, and Jerry breaks his decades-long silence on the topic of Jock Jams in an angrily written Vice article entitled "The 100+ Worst Jock Jams Songs Ever."

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