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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 70

On this episode, police-impersonating sex addict, Tom, and amateur doctor/dildo aficionado, V, present a $100,000 small business loan plan to the bank in order to start a mobile, sound-proof genecology clinic in the mountains. Tom blows his 600 McConnell bucks on a new German Shepherd puppy, and V gets the all-time high score on a game of "Cannibal Holocaust's 'Entrails Ripped From a Virgin's C**t' OR Toy Box Killer Orientation Tape."

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 69

On this episode, disgraced manager of the 1986 Space Shuttle Challenger launch, Tom, and SpaceX Starship saboteur, V, are joined by globe Earth and generally-accepted science buzzkill, David Weiss, for a trip across, and not around, the world. Tom immediately surrenders to the seductive siren call of the true Earth model, V scales the ice wall of Antarctica only to discover more ice wall, and David silences Tom's claustrophobia-induced panic attack by simply dismissing it.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 68

On this episode, teenage video game prodigy controlling convict Gerard Buttcheeks, Tom, and armchair digital trim chaser in the world wide web, V, jump into their used 2007 avatars and give their e-wieners a whirl. Tom is posthumously reunited with his childhood Gameboy Advance, and V spends his life savings to leave an asshole robot version of himself to terrorize the community.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 67

On this episode, corrupt lunar alderman, Tom, and disgraced Martian comptroller, V, are joined by the district attorney of Alpha Centauri, Stoneclaw, while they discuss the intricacies of space bureaucracy and alien fart music. Tom participates in a disgusting cultural greeting among the Sirians, V loses his mustache in a heated courtroom debate against himself, and Stoneclaw boards the last flight out of Newark, New Jersey on September 11th, 2001.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 66

On this episode, communist psychic from the 16th century, Tom, and the time wizard bent on seeing Osmosis Jones in the theater, V, skim the complete works of Nostradamus looking for clues about the next major international incident (and winning lottery ticket numbers). Tom tries to avoid contracting HIV by downing a handful of Truvada despite being allergic to Truvada, and V dons his VR headset for some extended porn star eye contact.

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You Halloween Bigfoot 2020

On this special Halloween episode, escaped Shatner mask-wearing mental patient, Tom, and sloping-mouth ghost mask-wearing high school student murderer, V make good on a promise to perform a dramatic reading of gay, coronavirus friend fiction "Not Pounded By Anything While I Practice Responsible Social Distancing." Tom shows off his Terminator Salvation memorabilia collection, and V runs down the list of Hollywood babes he'd pound or slam in the butt with his book "Getting Pounded in the Butt with my Butt."

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 65

On this episode, brain damaged 1950s street tough, Tom, and racist Senator from the 1970s, V, lace up their skates and take to the ice against an undefeated hockey team, the D.C. Super Predators. Tom drops out of his third candidacy for plagiarizing yet another speech, and V scolds a quadriplegic for not standing up during the National Anthem.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 64

The culmination of our Jake Hoob (@JayCoop96) prequel trilogy.

On this episode, Supreme Chancellor of the Galactic Republic, Senator Palpatom, and Anakin and Padmé's personal protocol droid, V-3PO, issue Order 69 to eliminate all incel Jedi in Isla Vista, California. Tom smokes a cigarette naked in an empty bathtub, and V partakes in a bedtime crack rock.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 63

The second installment in our Jake Hoob (@JayCoop96) series

On this episode, genetic template for the Grand Army of the Republic, Jango Tom, and commanding officer in the Confederacy of Independent Systems military, General V-vous, are joined by member of the High Council, Matt Windu, to talk about the failed military tactics of the opposing Bigfoot forces in Honobia, Oklahoma. Tom gets intimate with a sleeping sasquatch, V heads to Toontown to hook up with a slutty cartoon woman with big cans, and Mattsquatch LOGS a smelly Bigfoot encounter in the road, literally.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 62

The first of several episodes that fall under the Jake Hoob (@JayCoop96) series.

On this episode, prepubescent podracer with a questionable future, Anitom Skymiller, and cigar-smoking slave master with a penchant for gambling, Vato, pull up a tiny seat in the sports model flying saucer and tell the tale of known internet pimp Bob Lazar. Tom sends his thoughts and prayers to the family and friends of recently deceased again Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Cryptkeeper, and V realizes that he's painted himself into a corner by giving a 5-Bigfoot rating to the crazy alien hunter in a previous episode of You Had Me at Bigfoot.

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