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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 79

On the second episode of The M Files series, fully conscious and frozen in time severed head, Tom, and the capitated, immortal Canadian swordsman, V, key the words "the moon rulez #1" into the walls of sacred areas in the Nahanni Valley just to cheese the indigenous, head-hunting Dene people off. Tom receives some life-changing news about his substantial limitations in mental functioning, and V is forced to present a $750,000 check to a children's hospital in exchange for construction of a controversial new memorial wing.

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Motherf@#$ing Jayrab, f@#$ing with your transmission.

Thanks for bearing with us while we exorcised the technical demon that plagues our show from time to time.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 78

On the first episode of The M Files series, Atlantean testament to the arrogance of man, Tom, and fifth-hand gossip-spreading Athenian, V, find favor with the gods and resurface the lost city of Atlantis as a goof. Tom eliminates all African representation in the Disney princess universe, and V eats a bunch of mushrooms before stomping on turtles.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 77

On this episode, green suit-wearing pun master and Batman villain, Tom, and mysterious, highly sought mountain top source of all wisdom, V, celebrate Quadriplegic History Month with a livestream Q&A session. Tom spit-roasts some fall-off-the-bone rotisserie skunk ape, and V drops a 100,000,000° hip hop album.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 76

On this episode, recently laid off Alderaanian shock trooper, Tom, and exiled 1990's Greek demigod, V, flip-flop and bicker over the deep philosophical messages hidden within Kevin Smith's cinematic masterpiece "Yoga Hoosiers." Tom, among other things, kisses a naked corpse in the woods, and V is removed from his position as a Sprint customer service representative for answering every call with, "Wuzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!"

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 75

On this episode, recently laid off Alderaanian shock trooper, Tom, and exiled 1990's Greek demigod, V, flip-flop and bicker over the deep philosophical messages hidden within Kevin Smith's cinematic masterpiece "Yoga Hoosiers." Tom, among other things, kisses a naked corpse in the woods, and V is removed from his position as a Sprint customer service representative for answering every call with, "Wuzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!"

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 74

On this episode, spike-impaled towel boy to the Order of the Dragon, Tom, and the blood-chugging president of Transylvania who would live long enough to be impeached twice, V, mix up a tasty cocktail of hepatitis C positive bloody Marys to play a vampire-related drinking game. Tom blames his rabies, missing church, and general bad attitude on vampirism, and V drafts a business plan for a very specific vampire-friendly braces mail-order delivery service.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 73

On this episode, Der Fuehrer of the Goatse Party, Tom, and the 16th century Beetlejuice-like summoning of V charter a Cuban door boat to sail the Bermuda Triangle on a voyage to find the only other user on the Ladius app. Tom talks about the often forgotten positive aspects of mental and neurological illnesses, and V's palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy...there's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 72

On this episode, the newest member of the Paraplegion of Doom, Tom, and ambassador to the planet SEGA Saturn, V, are joined by intergalactic #MeToo​-accused art curator, Richard, to analyze and appreciate the artwork of the stars. Tom prods the guest for entry codes to the mothership, V tries to find the virgin Mary's face in a slice of toast, and Richard turns down an alien booger left on his doorstep by an extraterrestrial Door Dash driver.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 71

On this episode, the smoldering shins and feet of Tom and Thanos' snap dust pile next to the former hands of V load up on pyrotron vitamins and chug cinnamon schnapps to speed up the inevitable process of spontaneous human combustion. Tom doesn't know whether to call the Ghostbusters or the fire department when a residential pair of pyromaniac poltergeists presents palpable pandemonium, and V realizes he doesn't know what a lightning ball is and wonders whether wanton weather wallops wandering wayfarers.

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