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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 109

On this episode, gaffer on the set of Bernie Sanders and the City of a Thousand Planets, Tom, and foley artist for Bernie Sanders and the Legend of the Ten Rings, Jerry, dust off their badges and head to the Siberian mountains in search of clues regarding the mysterious 1993 deaths of hikers on "Friday." Tom regrets eating so much popcorn before rushing volatile chemicals in fragile containers down the mountain, and Jerry mails 146,000,000 letters in an attempt to sell his 2000 Honda Accord on Klauslist.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 108

On this episode, terrible knife marksman, Tom, and flaming fat girl in a leathery pig costume, Jerry, dive into the Betaverse, Christmas tree dicks first, to vandalize the digital Planned Parenthood clinics lining the streets of augmented and virtual reality. Tom updates his Plenty of Fish profile by adding trickery, attacking people, and warning people to his hobbies, and Jerry simps for a big-tittied goth girl by killing half of the universe when doubling the resources would have made more sense (and he totally got laid).

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 107

On this episode, zombified vampire with a hankering for undead brains and/or blood, Tom, and vampiric zombie thirsty for reanimated blood and/or brains, Jerry, set out to prove, or maybe disprove, the existence of America's sweethearts: the dinosaurs. Tom doesn't just play someone divine on television, he's a real life theologian, and Jerry whips out the end of a luge tube at 100 MPH, dead or alive.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 106

On this episode, Yellowstone Bully Project advocate, Tom, and the out-of-work chlorine tablet stocker at your local pool store, Jerry, conclude their Oh, Hell No miniseries with a 3-hour-long cursed show about magical homosexuals. Tom successfully breastfeeds his adopted lovechild without collapsing the U.S. economy, and Jerry tips his tin foil fedora, unsheathes his tin foil katana, and tin foil teleports behind you. Nothing personal, kid, but while you tin foil partied, he studied the tin foil blade.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 105

On this episode, universally hated abortion doctor who refuses to get the COVID-19 vaccination, Tom, and influenza vaccine developer with an average efficacy rate of 35%, Jerry, seek out the goat man to get the truth about who really killed young Savanna Bright. Tom sends a template email with no personalization to the Pope Lick Monster in an effort to hire him for a voice acting position in an upcoming project for Nickelodeon, and Jerry breaks his decades-long silence on the topic of Jock Jams in an angrily written Vice article entitled "The 100+ Worst Jock Jams Songs Ever."

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 104

On this episode, tight-lipped custodian of the underground sex tunnels, Tom, and orgy host-for-hire (call for a free quote on your next car wash or airport orgy), Jerry, apologize directly to a disappointed and disgusted Satan for how out of hand things got at the human trafficking cult they established in his honor. Tom delivers on his promise to explain the entire Satanic Panic of the 1980s and 1990s in less than one minute (1:15), and Jerry pitches a coming-of-age drama in which Elliot Page plays both the concerned high school teacher and his troubled student using green screen technology.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 103

On this episode, charge nurse of the bad baby NICU, Tom, and elderly witch doctor who, after a lifetime of sacrificing humans, now campaigns against human sacrifice, Jerry, shove the animal bones over in their sensory deprivation grave holes and drop in for their cult initiation. Tom wonders if Lana Wachowski's film-making talent was stored in his severed and discarded genitals, and forensics expert Jerry struggles to collect any AIDS-tainted evidence in the windy desert wasteland crime scenes of Africa.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 102

On this episode, gay Satanist cowboy who finally feels recognized by the music industry, Tom, and blackface Shirley Temple fan club president, Jerry, fire up their Walkmans and sing along to their favorite devil-worshiping doo-wop and country-rap albums. Tom accidentally kidnaps a teenager from another universe while wandering the dimensional rift in Switzerland, and Jerry dons his five o'clock shadow furry costume before heading out into the post-apocalyptic wasteland.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 101

On this episode, gold medal recipient in the 0k Honor Run, Violent Tom, and self-proclaimed wendingo expert who specializes in cryptid asshattery, Jerry 2 Dope, purchase one-way tickets to Dallas or Austin or Houston to attend a human sacrifice by their favorite SoundCloud rapper. Tom cuts the ribbon on the John McCain Memorial Post-Mortem Prisoner of War Camp for Losers, and Jerry recounts his experiences as a background plumber in music videos.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 100

On this episode, twice orphaned host of a paranormal podcast, Tom, and the College of Cardinals post-general congregations newly appointed co-host, Jerry (of YHMA-Skippy and YHMA-Vax, Jab & Fauci), celebrate the 100th episode of You Had Me at Bigfoot with the first ever game of "Yemen's Well of Barhout or Artificial Neovaginal Reconstruction." Tom warns everyone to stay out of his arms' reach, and Jerry goes looking for a good f*&%ing but only finds himself a wood duckling.

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