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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 119

On this episode, psycho female blowin' up the phone line, Tom, and sexy, sexy pretty little thing, Jerry, bring their grandfathers back to life in order to explain birthing persons only to get their asses beat by the ghoulish patriarchs. Tom patents the first bi-level, see-through toilet funnel which confuses and frightens potential homebuyers, and Jerry learns the hard way that Fetusberry Crunch's pronouns are just a series of violent assaults.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 118

On this episode, upper middle class in the Midwest but below the poverty line anywhere else, Tom Hoffman, and the scrotum skin graft plastic surgeon to the stars, Jerry Leibermann, hop onto the #metoo trend (five years too late) as they overexaggerate how deeply they were penetrated by wolf-whistling construction workers in the mid 1990s. Tom catches COVID for the third time, he dies, his corpse just explodes for no reason, his soul is condemned to hell for all of eternity but is thankful he was double jabbed and double boosted (it could have been much worse if he wasn't), and Jerry creates a new category on his egirl Twitch channel: ASMR Basement Noises.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 117

On this episode, sporting a curved brim Yankee ballcap with the tag still on it, Thomas Marshall, and showing off his gold tooth in the mirror while he uses his cordless water flosser, Jerry Albert, are shut down by the government, Microsoft, YouTube, and the U.N. for talking about a certain someone's something that cannot be discussed. Tom tops himself off on ketamine and starts sniffing bloody onesies in the evidence locker to see if he can use his psychic powers to solve cold cases, and cis white male Jerry accuses the creators of The Batman of being somehow both woke progressives and anti-Semites simultaneously.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 116

On this episode, office manager of the Hoffman, Abrams & Chocula law firm, Tom, and child porn conversion data analyst, Jerry, cross the southern border dressed in bird costumes with $43B in horse semen and a license plate that reads PRTY GIRL. Tom ends up in the emergency room after getting his penis stuck in the game board during an innocent game of Operation, and Jerry turns the university student housing into a university student home in an effort to traffic humans for sex.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 115

On this episode, host of the white people World Star equivalent, America's Funniest Home Videos, Tom, and producer of its sister program, Kids Say the Darndest Things, Jerry, get their booger-pickers on the Infinity Gauntlet and vow to reduce Earth's population from 8B to 1B without doing a flagrant racism. Tom pours himself a delicious floor cleaner and Coke cocktail (what Mike would call the Manitoba Sunrise), and Jerry puts those who would reboot his childhood favorites on notice.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 114

On this episode, master sensei in the art of Orange-Tang-Drink, Tom, and leader of an online-predator-catching non-profit organization with an embarrassing name, Jerry, cash in on their witchcraft 401k accounts after giving up the lifestyle entirely. Tom dies in a tragic cancer accident, and Jerry tells the story of how his life was unaffected by the presence of a ghost in his childhood home.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 113

On this episode, LAPD cop who came out to the coast to have a few laughs, Tom, and the 30-year veteran NYPD police lieutenant with a bad f*&$ing headache, Jerry, quietly change the milestones for alien child development so their pursuit for humanity in the dark universe will be significantly stunted. Tom is dishonorably discharged from the military for failing to honor their don't ask, don't tell cancer policy, and Jerry serenades his wife-to-be by holding a boombox playing rape noises over his head in her parents' front yard.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 112

On this episode, LAPD cop who came out to the coast to have a few laughs, Tom, and the 30-year veteran NYPD police lieutenant with a bad f*&$ing headache, Jerry, quietly change the milestones for alien child development so their pursuit for humanity in the dark universe will be significantly stunted. Tom is dishonorably discharged from the military for failing to honor their don't ask, don't tell cancer policy, and Jerry serenades his wife-to-be by holding a boombox playing rape noises over his head in her parents' front yard.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 111

On this episode, smelly hotel room corpse with infected post-mortem wounds, Tom, and the persistent room service attendant about to make a terrible discovery, Jerry, consider the possibility that our modern civilization is merely a glob of jizz flying through the glory holes of time and space. Tom tries out the new fad diet of eating a box of Chinese takeout and a tub of ginger ice cream while sitting on the toilet, and Jerry launches his comprehensively panned dot-com, Teeth4Cash.

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You Had Me At Bigfoot Episode 110

On this episode, sombrero-sized yarmulke-wearing Jewish Mexican, Tom, and yarmulke-sized sombrero-wearing Mexican Jew, Jerry, clap chalk board erasers together instead of doing the math required to answer the Drake Equation and resolve the Fermi Paradox. Tom sets boobs, butt, toes, belly, soul and pulse to 0 on his ideal girl character creation screen so he can have a cadaver with super nice hair, and Jerry tries to find a way to gracefully leave a two hour discussion about the DMV with his dead great grandfather's ghost.

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